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alyxkaizer:

I hate things like this.. But if this is so true, two words, one person.Margaret. Thatcher.Compared to, say..Albert Einstein.Did he almost ruin a whole entire industry and nearly cripple a whole country? No.

Funny because the majority of male leaders we’ve had have also crippled this county but okayAlso, if we’re picking biased ppl just to help our argument then Adolf Hitler vs. Marie CurieAnd if you really want to discuss leaders crippling their country than hitler is your prime example and guess whatHe was a fucking man

Guys. Really. It’s a joke. I mean, it’s kind of a shit joke, but a joke nonetheless. For fucks sake stupidity isn’t controlled by gender. Dumb motherfuckers are dumb because of the choices they’ve made, not because of what sexual organ they sport under their tighty whities. Margaret Thatcher did stupid shit, so did Hitler, so did Einstein.So don’t bitch about something that’s just a joke considering all the shit men have forced upon women. And don’t fucking say that men are the root of all evil when there are a lot us that ARE able to laugh at shit like this.fucking bYE

vulcat:

vulcat:

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.